Ten Pounds

The minister arose to address his congregation. “There is a certain man among us today who is flirting with another man’s wife. Unless he puts ten pounds in the collection box, his name will be read from the pulpit.”

When the collection plate came in, there were 19 ten pound notes, and a five pound note with this note attached: “Other five on payday.”

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