Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Noah’s Ark:

One — Don’t miss the boat.
Two — Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three — Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four — Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five — Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six — Build your future on high ground.
Seven — For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
Eight — Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine — When you’re stressed, float a while.
Ten — No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting.

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