WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY “I LOVE YOU”:

“The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day.”
Michelle, age 9

“Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat.”
Dick, age 7

HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS

You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls.”
Julia, age 7

“You learn it right on the spot when the gushy feelings get the best of you.”
Brian, age 7

“It might help to watch soap operas all day.”
Carin, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

“When they’re rich.”
Pam, age 7

“It’s never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. That’s why I stopped doing it.”
Tammy, age 10

“If it’s your mother, you can kiss her any time. But if it’s a new person, you have to ask permission.”
Roger, age 6

“I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like it, but it’s a free country and nobody should be forced to do it.”
Tom, Age 7

HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE

“Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.”
Dick, age 7

“Don’t forget your wife’s name. That will mess up the love.”
Erin, age 8

“Don’t say you love somebody and then change your mind. Love isn’t like picking what movie you want to watch.”
Natalie, age 9
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