35. Government worker.
34. Legally drunk.
33. Exact estimate.
32. Act naturally.
31. Found missing.
30. Resident alien.
29. Genuine imitation.
28. Airline food.
27. Good grief.
26. Government organization.
25. Sanitary landfill.
24. Alone together.
23. Small crowd.
22. Business ethics.
21. Soft rock.
20. Butt head.
19. Military intelligence.
18. Sweet sorrow.
17. Rural Metro (ambulance service)
16. “Now, then…”
15. Passive aggression.
14. Clearly misunderstood.
13. Peace force.
12. Extinct life.
11. Plastic glasses.
10. Terribly pleased.
9. Computer security.
8. Political science.
7. Tight slacks.
6. Definite maybe.
5. Pretty ugly.
4. Rap music.
3. Working vacation.
2. Religious tolerance.
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1. Microsoft Works.