There was a farmer who was lonely and so he put an ad in the personal column which read:
Farmer seeks lady with tractor with view to companionship and possible marriage. Please send picture ………. of tractor.

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair. He spoke softly to her, “Honey, can you hear me?” There was no response. He moved a little closer and said again, “Honey, can you hear me?” Still, there was no response. Finally he moved right behind her and said, “Honey, can you hear me?” She replied, “For the third time, Yes!”