Sermon Illustrations

  • Betrayal,  Trust

    Broken Trust

    When we discover that someone we trusted can be trusted no longer, it forces us back onto some bleak, jutting edge in a dark pierced by sheets of fire, swept by sheets of rain, in a world before kinship or naming or tenderness exist; we are brought close to formlessness.

    Professional Ethics, K Lebacqz, p17

  • Belief,  Faith,  Trust

    The Tightrope Walker

    There was a tightrope walker, who did incredible aerial feats. All over Paris, he would do tightrope acts at tremendously scary heights. Then he had succeeding acts; he would do it blindfolded, then he would go across the tightrope, blindfolded, pushing a wheelbarrow. An American promoter read about this in the papers and wrote a letter to the tightrope walker, saying, “Tightrope, I don’t believe you can do it, but I’m willing to make you an offer. For a very substantial sum of money, besides all your transportation fees, I would like to challenge you to do your act over Niagara Falls.” Now, Tightrope wrote back, “Sir, although I’ve never been to America and seen the Falls, I’d love to come.” Well, after a lot of promotion and setting the whole thing up, many people came to see the event. Tightrope was to start on the Canadian side and come to the American side. Drums roll, and he comes across the rope which is suspended over the treacherous part of the falls — blindfolded!! And he makes it across easily. The crowds go wild, and he comes to the promoter and says, “Well, Mr. Promoter, now do you believe I can do it?” “Well of course I do. I mean, I just saw you do it.” “No,” said Tightrope, “do you really believe I can do it?” “Well of course I do, you just did it.” “No, no, no,” said Tightrope, “do you believe I can do it?” “Yes,” said Mr. Promoter, “I believe you can do it.” “Good,” said Tightrope, “then you get in the wheel barrow.”

  • Belief,  Faith,  Trust

    Too Foolish To Be Believed

    Several years ago, the dazed crew members of a Japanese trawler were plucked out of the Sea of Japan clinging to the wreckage of their sunken ship. Their rescue, however, was followed by immediate imprisonment once authorities questioned the sailors on their ship’s loss. Every single one of them claimed that a cow, falling out of a clear blue sky, had struck the trawler amidships, shattering its hull and sinking the vessel within minutes. Impossible!

    They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of a Siberian airfield. They forced the cow into the plane’s hold and hastily took off for home. Unprepared for live cargo, the Russian crew was ill-equipped to manage a rampaging cow within its hold. To save the aircraft and themselves, they shoved the animal out of the cargo hold as they crossed the Sea of Japan at an altitude of 30,000 feet.

    Some things sound foolish, but turn out to be true. That includes much of what we believe as Christians. “You believe that God somehow caused a virgin to bear a child, a boy who was fully man and yet fully God? You believe that he actually raised people from the dead and walked on water and fed thousands of people with a plateful of food? You believe that, after being crucified and buried, he somehow managed to raise himself from the dead?”

    To many people it sounds too foolish to be believed. But it’s all true!

    “For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God….For since, in the wisdom of God, the world through wisdom did not know God, it pleased God through the foolishness of the message preached to save those who believe…..Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men, and the weakness of God is stronger than men.” (I Cor. 1:18,21,25)

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  • Belief

    Compliments of the Author

    There was once a little girl who wanted to give her grandmother a very special gift. She bought a beautiful Bible, but decided that she needed to write something special in it. She looked through some of her father’s books, and in one of his favorite books she found an inscription she liked that she copied into the Bible. When the grandmother opened the Bible, she opened the front cover and there read, “To Granny, with the compliments of the Author.” That is who Jesus is, the gateway to heaven, compliments of the Author.

    Rev. Jack W. Baca, “Images of Jesus: The Gate”

  • Beatitudes

    The Devil’s Beatitudes

    If the devil were to write his beatitudes, they would probably go something like this:

    1. Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians – they are my best workers.
    2. Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked-I can use them.
    3. Blessed are the touchy who stop going to church-they are my missionaries.
    4. Blessed are the trouble makers-they shall be called my children.
    5. Blessed are the complainers – I’m all ears to them.
    6. Blessed are those who are bored with the minister’s mannerisms and mistakes – for they get nothing out of his sermons.
    7. Blessed is the church member who expects to be invited to his own church – for he is a part of the problem instead of the solution.
    8. Blessed are those who gossip – for they shall cause strife and divisions that please me.
    9. Blessed are those who are easily offended-for they will soon get angry and quit.
    10. Blessed are those who do not give their offering to carry on God’s work-for they are my helpers.
    11. Blessed is he who professes to love God but hates his brother and sister – for he shall be with me forever.
    12. Blessed are you who, when you read this think it is about other people and not yourself – I’ve got you too!

    Quoted from funny(at)net153.com email list

  • Beatitudes

    The Devil’s Beatitudes 2

    BLESSED are they who are too tired & busy to go to church on Sunday: for they are my best workers.
    BLESSED are they who are bored with the preacher’s & teacher’s mannerisms and mistakes: for they will get nothing out of the services.
    BLESSED is the church member who expects to be invited to his own church: he is an important member to me.
    BLESSED are they who do not go to church on Sunday evening: they cause the world to say “The church is failing.”
    BLESSED are they who gossip: for they cause strife and division, which pleases me much.
    BLESSED are they who are easily offended: they soon get angry and quit.
    BLESSED are they who do not give of their tithes and offerings to carry on God’s work: they are my helpers.
    BLESSED is he who professed to love God but hates his brother: he shall live with me forever.
    BLESSED is he who has no time to pray: he will be an easy prey.
    BLESSED is he who doesn’t read God’s word: he will follow me readily.

    John & Cathy O’Brien Missionaries to Russia

  • Baptism

    Baptism Goggles

    One of the teachers in my congregation cornered me on the way out of the church last Sunday. She was giggling about something that happened the first week of school. She said one of the little boys in her class proudly announced to her that he was being baptized the next Sunday. She told him that was really great, and he told her he was going to take his swim goggles.

    She was curious about why the youngster would want to wear his goggles during the Baptism service. When she asked, the boy replied, “So I can see my sins washed away!!!”””

    Rev. Dave Smith, St. Paul’s UMC, Harrison, AR on the Sermon Fodder List (www.sermonfodder.com)

  • Baptism,  Church,  Church growth

    Church Growth

    Johnny’s mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat. The cat was sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back To the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. She called out, “Johnny, stop that! The cat’s afraid of water!” Johnny looked up at her and said, “He should have thought about that before he joined my church.”

  • Ash Wednesday

    Why All The Ashes?

    I was lucky enough to be in one of Professor Frederick Shriver’s classes at General Seminary just before he retired. Father Shriver is not one to keep his opinions to himself and I especially recall his thoughts about ashes. “You know what I’d do if I were the rector of a church?” he asked our class. “You know what I’d do? I’ll tell you what I’d do. At the end of the Ash Wednesday liturgy, I’d be at the back door with a big washrag. As people left the church, I’d wipe the ashes off their forehead and remind them of the words of our Lord, “Beware of practicing your piety before men in order to be seen by them” (Matthew 6:1).

    Father Shriver had no time for religious pretence or hollow religiosity. His sentiments are profoundly biblical, echoing the preaching of the prophets and the teaching of our Lord. Given this strong criticism of outward piety and given that at Saint Mary’s we will offer ashes all day on March 1, we might well ask ourselves, “Why all the ashes?

    Because ashes are a sign, they are a reminder, and ashes are an invitation.

    Archaeologists tell us that the people of Israel were not alone in using ashes in rituals of purification. Ashes appear in Phoenician burial art and Arabic expressions. Ashes were a sign of grief, mourning, humiliation and penitence. When Job loses everything, he sits among the ashes. Cursed and overrun by enemies, the Psalmist “eats ashes like bread, and mingles tears with drink.” Ashes are what are left after destruction. After chaos or catastrophe, ashes are what remain.

    Ashes also remind us of a common origin. The second chapter of Genesis tells of how we were created from the dust of the ground. Though we may spend our lives trying to distinguish ourselves from others, running after success and trying to feel different from others, the dust and ashes remind us that we are all made of the same stuff. We are reminded not only of our beginning but also of our end. On the First Day of Lent, ashes are imposed with the words, “Remember that you are dust, and to dust you shall return.” Those words apply to us all.

    While ashes may signify and remind, they also invite. They invite us to repentance. They invite us to turn again to God and to receive new life. Isaiah brings glad tidings to the people of Israel, “to give them a garland instead of ashes, the oil of gladness instead of mourning.” Ashes are not the end but are just the beginning. They begin a season that moves us through silence and longing into a season of joy and resurrection.

    Sunday, February 26 is the Last Sunday after the Epiphany. The music will be celebrative and the mood joyous. The alleluias will echo for the next few days, until we reach the quiet of Ash Wednesday.

    On that day, may the ashes we receive be a sign of our humility and our penitence. May they remind us of our individual sins and the complexity of corporate sin. But more than anything, may the ashes invite us into God’s presence, into God’s love and into God’s gift of new life.

    Article from: Angelus On Line Newsletter, St Mary the Virgin Episcopal Church, New York by Father John Beddingfield Quoted from the Anglican Communion News Service