Rowan Atkinson Mr Bean’s show for Comic Relief 2007. Mr Bean goes to a wedding and ends up causing havoc.
Category Archives: Marriage
Valentine’s Day Video
From youTube – Stephen Curtis Chapman’s song Echos Of Eden from his album All About Love
Ten Marriage Witticisms
Witticism 1: Marriages are made in heaven, but so again are thunder and lightning.
Witticism 2: If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Witticism 3: Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Witticism 4: Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Witticism 5: When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
Witticism 6: Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Witticism 7: Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Witticism 8: Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and is a good cook, but the law allows only one wife.
Witticism 9: Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical and a considerate lover, but again, the law allows only one
husband.
Witticism 10: Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.
Marriage Disagreements
A couple married for 15 years began having more than usual disagreements. They wanted to make their marriage work and agreed on an idea the wife had. For one month they planned to drop a slip in a “Fault” box. The boxes would provide a place to let the other know about daily irritations. The wife was diligent in her efforts and approach: “leaving the jelly top off the jar,” “wet towels on the shower floor,” “dirty socks not in hamper,” on and on until the end of the month. After dinner, at the end of the month, they exchanged boxes. The husband reflected on what he had done wrong. Then the wife opened her box and began reading. They were all the same, the message on each slip was, “I love you!”