Category Archives: Faith

Running Out Of Petrol

The bishop’s car ran out of petrol, but much to his relief his wife remembered passing a garage half a mile back down the road. He searched the boot for a container, but he could only find his baby grandson’s potty, so it had to do! He trudged to the petrol station, then back with a full container.
The leader of a new church, driving by, recognised a fellow Christian in need and stopped his car to offer help. As he approached he saw the bishop pour the contents of the potty into the tank. The man gasped: ‘If I’d known they had faith like that in the Church of England I’d never have left!’

From Ready Salted by Peter Graystone p25

A Man Fell Over A Cliff

A man fell over a cliff and, as he tumbled down the sheer drop, managed to grab on to a scrubby bush growing from the side of the rock. Terrified, he hung in space, his life flashing before him. In desperation, he shouted toward heaven, ‘Is there anyone up there?’

To his astonished delight, a voice floated down: ‘I am the Lord God, and I am here.’

‘What should I do?’ called the man.

The voice replied, ‘Let go of the branch and, with my protection, you will float harmlessly down to the beach below.’

The man glanced under his feet to the jagged rocks at the foot of the cliff, hundreds of metres below. He gulped, and looked back toward heaven.

‘Well… is there anyone else up there?’

Ready Salted, Peter Graystone, p35