A Sunday School class was studying the Apostles Creed. Each member of the class was given a section of the creed to learn by heart; then Sunday by Sunday they would take in turns to recite the creed, each student repeating their part. And so, one Sunday morning, the class began.
The first child stood up and said “I believe in God the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth.”
The second student stood and said “I believe in Jesus Christ, his only son, our Lord.”
Then there was a few moment silence, before one girl spoke up: “I’m sorry sir, but the boy who believes in the Holy Ghost is absent today.”
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